Stupidity

Darwinism. Thats one gene pool that needs to be removed from the system.

Safe neighborhood?

So, yesterday Mary and I are sitting at home and I hear these tires screech out front, so I get up to look out the window to see what was going on. One guy got out of the car and started yelling something at the house. I couldn't really understand him. Maybe he was drunk. My neighbor comes out and the two of them start arguing. I can tell that my neighbor is trying to calm the guy down, but this guy is having none of that. They push each other a little bit, but my neightbor is a pretty big dude, and you can tell the guy from the car is going to get his butt kicked if he keeps this up. Thats when he pulls out a gun. I can hear the two of them arguing and my neighbor is trying to get him to calm down. I went for my phone to call the cops but I could already hear the sirens, but then I guess so did this guy. Before I knew it, the guy pulled the trigger and shot my neighbor in the stomach. I've never seen anything like it. I noticed that by this time I almost had the blinds about a foot apart so I could see out, and the guy turned around and I think he saw me looking. Just as he was looking at me, the cops shows up and arrested him. My phone rang, and it was my mom asking about scout camp. I told her what happened and she started freaking out. I tell her to calm down but my mom got scared and she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". Well, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare,but I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."... Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit in my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. You've all been Fresh Prince'd.

Basic Motor Skills

Whole Wide World

I caught part of Stranger Than Fiction this morning before I came to work and it was this part, and it reminded me how much I really like this song, and this movie.