The article can be summed up in one line and a picture: "One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. he told them to write: 'best wishes Suzanne' and underneath that write 'we will miss you'." This is the cake the received:
My name is Tanner, and I'm a geek. I currently work for the Phoenix New Times (well, I work for their parent company: Village Voice Media, but most people around here know them as the Phoenix New Times. I also work for vSocial, an online video site that specializes in social media promotions, which will explain why you will see so many videos online.